Tomorrow (via banananne)
Here’s a better plan: Don’t make ANY mistakes tomorrow. Why set your sights on mediocrity when you could try to actually have one good day this week when you don’t get yelled at by your boss or your ex-wife doesn’t call to tell you she still hasn’t received this month’s alimony check and she knows what game you’re playing and she doesn’t appreciate it.
Like Violence (via ache)
I wouldn’t recommend using the same tools. Try explaining to a woman exactly WHY you’re using a shotgun to tell her you love her. She’ll be really scared. And confused.
Keeping Up
Since the accidental creation of this site, I have really enjoyed posting interesting pictures/videos and reblogging the crap out of other people’s sites, however I find it increasingly difficult to keep up with creating posts. To be honest, I’m not sure how people find the time? I keep the thought in the back of my mind, but never seem to get around to actually blogging. My last entry was months ago, and a depressing entry at that. How can I become a better blogger?
Spot
Something my brother wrote about our family cat, Spot, who died last night at the age of 17. I couldn’t have written a more perfect eulogy for Spot than what Garrett wrote below…
Via Maniacal RageIn 1992, our family cat (who my sister had been allowed to name Catwoman) gave birth to a litter of five kittens. We gave four of them away, but I was allowed to keep my favorite: A black-and-white-spotted male cat I named—quite ingeniously—Spot.
Aside from Spot’s mother Catwoman, who, after giving birth, turned into quite the little jerk, we had a sheltie collie dog named Augie and so Spot spent most of his kitten age playing with the family dog. He would climb on Augie’s back and ride her around the house, and began to pick up dog behaviors like licking faces and standing up with his front paws on your leg, begging for attention.
When we moved to New Jersey in 1997, we left our dog behind with a family friend but we took Spot along for the adventure (quick aside: We had to give spot children’s cough syrup to keep him calm on the plane and just before we left for the airport we had to chase him around the house for 45 minutes while he foamed at the mouth trying to spit the syrup back out). When I moved out for college in 1999 I left Spot with my mother where he lived from then on.
Over the last year or so Spot had been getting thinner and weaker and, while he still meowed at you when you walked by and enjoyed being petted, he looked exhausted and worn out. Earlier this year one of my mom’s other cats, Gary, died relatively suddenly. It was an extremely rough time for my mother and when my sister and I went to her house that night, while everyone was in the kitchen, I walked over to Spot and said, “Do me a favor, buddy, and stick it out for a little while longer. Let her get over Gary first, okay?” Spot seemed to take this request to heart. A few months later my mother adopted a puppy and had finally gotten used to Gary being gone.
Last night my parents called me to let me know Spot had died. He was 17.
We grew up with Spot. He was a member of the family. We brought him across the country with us, we moved him into many different homes. While his last year wasn’t as energetic as the previous 16, he didn’t suffer and he lived a long life. I’m sad he’s gone, but it won’t really hit me until the next time I visit my parents and walk into a house that, for the first time in 17 years, Spot won’t inhabit.
What You See (via artpixie)
I think blind people would be pretty angry about this whole notion, since they don’t see anything, no matter what they look at.
Then again, I get what you’re going for here… sometimes you look at an ugly person but they have a nice personality so you “see” their “true beauty” come “shining through.” Or whatever. But that’s all just the kinds of things we say when we don’t want to admit we’re all shallow assholes.
(via haveabeagle)
There is nothing cuter than a puppy. I think we should find some way to make medicine which involves puppy pictures. Some kind of shock therapy where you are bombarded with images of adorable puppies. It could possibly be the cure for cancer…
Ahh, Winkers. Because what I dream of, when I have an ass that fat, is purchasing a pair of pants that will draw attention and say, “Hey world, look at my inability to practice self control with healthy eating habits” and “Oh, also, I’m a fucking moron who thinks that purchasing pants with duck mouths biting at my asshole is a fashion statement worth making”. Patent pending, huh? Yeah, I think you’ve pretty much cornered the market on this one “bill_0233236”, but just to be safe, better patent this great idea so no one else can take it…
Winkers (via bixby)
OH DEAR GOD NO.
Via Maniacal Rage
Catch Me (via fueledbyphotos)
Depends, how fat are you? I don’t mean to be rude, but if you weight 320 pounds, I cannot reasonably promise to catch you since I don’t wish to be crushed and die. If you weigh in the neighborhood of 120 pounds it’s already a stretch, especially if you’re falling from higher than about three feet.
Side note: You’re lucky I happened to even see this sign/question, since you put it next to the dumpster in the back alley again. How many times am I going to have to say that if you want to ask me something you can simply come into my office or leave a note (on regular paper, thanks). Or try email.
Um… WHAT?!?!?!? I’m trying really hard not to freak the hell out about this…
New York Nearest Subway Augmented Reality App for iPhone 3GS from acrossair (via acrossair)
Okay, screw the flying cars. We’re in the future now and it’s much better than any flying car crap future. (Via Daring Fireball)
Via The Triumph of Bullshit
Far Away (via haylieerin)
Wow, this is bad all over. Bad font choices to start, then bad colors. The first line is hard to read because it’s too light, the bottom line has some junky anti-aliasing, and the middle line reminds us of the Impact font which is NEVER a good thing.
Even further, read the words and realize the person who made this put no subtly into it. Imagine if we took a photo of a submarine submerged and then wrote “I WANT TO DIVE DEEP INTO THE OCEAN WITH YOU FOREVER” on it. That’s actually more subtle than this “art.”
You should have kept driving, to a place where internet service would not have allowed you to upload this terrible photo… Also, where is the car? You “just kept driving”? Why are you standing on a dirt road staring aimlessly back at nothing? Did the car break down? Did you run out of gas? There is so much more usable space on the photo for you to write about what happened.

