May 2011
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August 2010
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June 2010
2 posts
WatchMy brother on LX New York making jokes about Father’s Day gifts…
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LX New York Live
I appeared in a live segment on LX New York on NBC Friday, June 11, 2010 to make jokes about Father’s Day gifts. Look for The Uncrate Show, coming soon.
May 2010
1 post
March 2010
1 post
February 2010
1 post
January 2010
4 posts
WatchSeth Meyers on the Late Night issues and NBC (via Hulu).
Becoming an Early Riser...
I have always had a problem waking up early. As far back as I can remember, I have been a chronic over-sleeper. I am the type of person who, before going to bed, has to set five (yes, five) alarms to ensure I wake up. I set my alarms for two hours before I actually have to get up because I know I will hit snooze for about two hours.
It is actually surprising to me that I have continued to be...
WatchSNL Digital Short: The Twizzle Wizzle Show (Jammy Shuffle)
November 2009
3 posts
Keeping Up
Since the accidental creation of this site, I have really enjoyed posting interesting pictures/videos and reblogging the crap out of other people’s sites, however I find it increasingly difficult to keep up with creating posts. To be honest, I’m not sure how people find the time? I keep the thought in the back of my mind, but never seem to get around to actually blogging. My last...
September 2009
3 posts
Spot
Something my brother wrote about our family cat, Spot, who died last night at the age of 17. I couldn’t have written a more perfect eulogy for Spot than what Garrett wrote below…
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In 1992, our family cat (who my sister had been allowed to name Catwoman) gave birth to a litter of five kittens. We gave four of them away, but I was allowed to keep my favorite: A...
August 2009
7 posts
July 2009
11 posts
WatchHulu - It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Stand Up Throw Up
The gaging noises she makes are priceless. I love the guy in the back who yells out, “Jesus Christ!” when she gags.
“Saved by the Bell The Bleeped Version - watch more funny videos”
– Saved by the Bell The Bleeped Version from TubularGoldmine
Odd, this is exactly as I remember it…
WatchHulu - Late Night with Jimmy Fallon: Saved By The Bell Reunion Update 3
Fantastic! Why do I feel like Mark Paul Gosselaar kept his wardrobe from the show, and probably still wears it from time to time? That phone is great!
Eternal Moonwalk: A tribute to Michael Jackson →
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So much fun. I must have sat and watched this for at least 10 minutes. What I enjoyed most was that 98% of people can’t do the Moonwalk at all, so when someone who can goes by it’s surprisingly exciting.
I think some people are confused as to what the moon walk actually is. It is still super entertaining, less the people who feel it necessary to grab their crotch. I could do...
Happy 4th of July, Bitches!
Ah, the first weekend this summer where it felt like, uh, summer. It was fantastic! Because I was unsure this weather would ever occur again, I crammed as many summer activities into one weekend as possible:
Swimming (x2)
Sun bathing (x2)
Freezer pops (x2)
Family BBQ (x1)
Friend BBQ (x1)
Poker (x2)
Sleeping late (x1)
Staying up late (x2)
Magazine reading (x1)
Book reading (x4 chapters)
...
June 2009
19 posts
Shayla Ivy cries as she holds a wax replica of... →
(via Yahoo! News)
I would first like to start off by saying I am not a cold, obnoxious person who is not bothered by death. I can empathize with Michael Jackson’s family during this time because the loss of a loved one is extremely difficult. I do, however, have a HUGE problem with the “fan” response to his recent death.
While I can appreciate the loss of a pop icon so...
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WTF is Happening?!?!
I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant is a compelling documentary special that explores the fascinating and utterly surprising phenomenon of women who were completely unaware that they were pregnant…until they went into labor!
From the bathroom floor to a North Woods cabin or from a bridal shower turned baby shower, I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant will take you into the intense and potentially...
This Week's 4-Day Forecast...
Sun-REALLY SHITTY
77°F | 56°F
Mon-PARTIALLY SHITTY 72°F | 56°F
Tue-STILL SHITTY 70°F | 52°F
Wed-OH, FUCK THIS
72°F | 54°F
An AIM Conversation with Garrett from April...
Me: I'm excited to see the pilot!
Garrett: It's pretty shitty, so don't get your hopes up.
Garrett: We shot most of it with the camera upside down.
Me: Awesome. I hope I vomit when I see it.
Garrett: That's the goal.
Me: Has anyone else seen it?
Garrett: You'll be the first.
Me: Rad!
Me: Yep, I said it.
Garrett: It will indeed be rad.
Me: I was thinking you should grow your braided tail again...
Me: What do you think?
Garrett: Way ahead of you: I recently grew a rat tail and buzzed lines into the sides of my hair like boz back in the 80s.
“Stu: “She is wearing my grandmother’s Holocaust ring.”
Alan: “I didn’t know...”
– Quote from The Hangover.
