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Ahh, Winkers.  Because what I dream of, when I have an ass that fat, is purchasing a pair of pants that will draw attention and say, “Hey world, look at my inability to practice self control with healthy eating habits” and “Oh, also, I’m a fucking moron who thinks that purchasing pants with duck mouths biting at my asshole is a fashion statement worth making”.  Patent pending, huh?  Yeah, I think you’ve pretty much cornered the market on this one “bill_0233236”, but just to be safe, better patent this great idea so no one else can take it…

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Winkers (via bixby)

OH DEAR GOD NO.


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    The soundtrack is what really kills it - like something out of Outrun for PS2
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    Le dernière mode à New-York… OH. MY. GOD !
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    Ahh, Winkers. Because what I dream of, when I have an ass that fat, is purchasing a pair of pants that will draw...
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    MAN! These are hilarious but i’ll never wear them.
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